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Jokes| BonesGirley |
Posted: February 12, 2007 07:28 pm
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| sweetpea |
Posted: February 23, 2007 10:07 pm
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 Frisky Hippo Group: Members (B) Posts: 271 |
a random one-liner...
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world . . . Perhaps you've seen it. ----------------------------------------------------------- The Sweet Pea has a keel that was meant to seek all shores; it has wings that were meant to fly across all continents; it has a standard which is friendly to all nations; and it has a fragrance like the universal gospel, yea, a sweet prophecy of welcome everywhere that has been abundantly fulfilled - Rev. W. T. Hutchins 1900
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| sweetpea |
Posted: February 23, 2007 10:20 pm
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Frisky Hippo Group: Members (B) Posts: 271 |
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland." The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!" The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am." The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town." The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course." The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964." The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self." About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again." ----------------------------------------------------------- The Sweet Pea has a keel that was meant to seek all shores; it has wings that were meant to fly across all continents; it has a standard which is friendly to all nations; and it has a fragrance like the universal gospel, yea, a sweet prophecy of welcome everywhere that has been abundantly fulfilled - Rev. W. T. Hutchins 1900
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| Dauserbarmaker |
Posted: February 27, 2007 04:58 pm
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Junior Member Group: Members Posts: 53 |
Haha nice joke I really got a kick out of it, do you have anymore?
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| Jofnn |
Posted: March 18, 2007 10:54 am
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 Who's your daddy?  Group: Owner Posts: 1,156 |
Topic Moved to the "Make us Laugh" forum
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| Corza |
Posted: March 19, 2007 10:40 am
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The only cricket fan Group: Members Posts: 119 |
nice oens sweet pea ok i will try to find some
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| Nightwing |
Posted: March 19, 2007 05:06 pm
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 Chronicles of Godsmack Group: Promoter (I) Posts: 194 |
Don't steal, the Government hates competition.
----------------------------------------------------------- Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder, treason Should ever be forgot... http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e277/mat...ightwingsig.jpg |
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| binky |
 Posted: April 28, 2007 01:48 pm
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 the man with no tan! Group: Members Posts: 110 |
Meh, i can't tell a joke for toffee, although i can tell storyies in a funny way apparantly, people say i'm funny but they LIE!!! i'm just me most o the time so...yeah...
----------------------------------------------------------- I'm the root of all thats Evil yeah, but you can call me Cookie!
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| Jofnn |
Posted: April 28, 2007 01:51 pm
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Who's your daddy? Group: Owner Posts: 1,156 |
I disagree with that... I think ur quiote funny at points... mind you most of your comical stuff is about violence etc lol  ----------------------------------------------------------- |
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| binky |
 Posted: April 28, 2007 02:41 pm
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the man with no tan! Group: Members Posts: 110 |
Tis true
 ----------------------------------------------------------- I'm the root of all thats Evil yeah, but you can call me Cookie!
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| sweetpea |
Posted: April 28, 2007 08:18 pm
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Frisky Hippo Group: Members (B) Posts: 271 |
yeah...binkys humour is more of the sick and twisted...well compared to my humour its sick and twisted!!lol!!!
----------------------------------------------------------- The Sweet Pea has a keel that was meant to seek all shores; it has wings that were meant to fly across all continents; it has a standard which is friendly to all nations; and it has a fragrance like the universal gospel, yea, a sweet prophecy of welcome everywhere that has been abundantly fulfilled - Rev. W. T. Hutchins 1900
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| binky |
 Posted: April 29, 2007 10:19 am
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the man with no tan! Group: Members Posts: 110 |
 gyar! it be! ----------------------------------------------------------- I'm the root of all thats Evil yeah, but you can call me Cookie!
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| jekyll |
 Posted: July 27, 2007 04:02 pm
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hahaha made me laff that you got any more |
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